Jacob Ricoh a KGB agent was tasked with hunting down any SIA agents in Ukraine. Whilst in Ukraine Jacob finds a wizard called TwitMaister phalanx, after having a talk with the wizard he finds out his whole country is in danger form the capitalist pigs in America. When they plan to launch a tactical canoodler strike.

The life and times of a quickscoper is a mock on action movies.

The film follows a KGB agent Jacob richo as he finds out about his life. In this heart stopping action film jacob fights his way through waves of SIA (scrub intelligence agency) to stop the capitalist pigs from destroying all he knows. but at the end no one can stop an unstoppable force.